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| 02:10pm 09/05/2008 |
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| The alternative |
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| 01:42pm 09/05/2008 |
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| A new Super Hero is born - Liquid Man! |
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| 09:43am 08/05/2008 |
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| Nerds Nerds Nerds. Am I a nerd? |
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| 11:18am 05/05/2008 |
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| I can't get no satisfaction |
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| 11:32am 28/04/2008 |
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C'mon, you must admit. Best title ever. |
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| The Ladykillers - frases memoráveis |
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| 09:12am 18/04/2008 |
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Waffle Hut Waitress: Have you all decided?
Professor G.H. Dorr: Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith! We must all think, and we must all have waffles, and think each and every one of us to the very best of his ability...
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Professor G.H. Dorr: General, you are a Buddhist. Perhaps there is some "middle way" to solve this problem?
The General: Must float like leaf on river of life... and kill old lady.
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Gawain MacSam: Would you tell this muthafucka he can sew this shit back on? It's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off, threw it on the freeway? She just called Triple A, they towed the dick and sewed the muthafucka back on. Listen up, jackass, I saw the muthafucka in a porno, the thang still worked, it looked like a chewed-up frank, but that little muthafucka be workin' that muthafucka. It's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch all kind of ways with a twisted dick.
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Marva Munson: Now I want to know what's goin' on.
Professor G.H. Dorr: Oh, indeed, indeed. The thirst for knowledge is a very commendable thing. Though I do believe that when you hear the explanation you shall laugh riotously, slappin' your knee and perhaps even wipin' away a giddy tear, relieved of your former concern. Lump here is an avid collector of Indian arrowheads, and having found one simply lying on your cellar floor - a particularly rare artifact of the Natchez tribe?
Lump Hudson: Nats... what?
Professor G.H. Dorr: He enlisted the entire ensemble in an all-out effort to sift through the subsoil in search of others. And apparently, in doing so, we hit a mother lode of natural gas. I myself became acutely aware of the smell of "rotten eggs." And it was just at this inopportune moment that the General here violated the cardinal rule of this house and lit himself a cigarette.
The General: So sorry.
Marva Munson: Well, what about all that money?
Professor G.H. Dorr: Ah. The money. Well, the money is Mr. Pancake's.
Garth Pancake: That's right.
Professor G.H. Dorr: Who only just remortgaged his home in order to raise the money for a surgical procedure that will correct the wandering eye of his common-law wife, Mountain Water, who suffers from astigmia, strabismus and a general curdling of the vitreous jelly. Mr. Pancake is an ardent foe of the Federal Reserve, and is, in fact, one of those eccentrics one often reads about hoardin' his entire life savings, in Mr. Pancake's case, in a Hefty bag that is his constant companion. The Steel Sak.
Garth Pancake: Don't trust the banks. Never have. |
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| hahahahahahhaha !! |
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| 03:16pm 17/04/2008 |
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| happy place |
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| 09:35am 14/04/2008 |
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| Ugly Stick |
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| 09:43am 31/03/2008 |
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| Language tricks |
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| 11:45am 27/03/2008 |
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| Sarcasmo vai dominar o universo |
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| 02:42pm 26/03/2008 |
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| mee jus luvs crocs! |
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| 12:14pm 25/03/2008 |
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| moneis! |
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| 12:11pm 25/03/2008 |
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| all about method |
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| 12:16pm 20/03/2008 |
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| carne pra canhão |
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| 02:59pm 19/03/2008 |
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| Não sabia que se chamava Twisty =P |
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| 02:45pm 13/03/2008 |
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| Read the signs |
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| 04:29pm 12/03/2008 |
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